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An atheist was taking a drive through the woods.

'What majestic trees'!..'What powerful rivers'!

'What beautiful animals'! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes,and suddenly, he feels his vechile being pounced on!……

There he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear!!!! He jumped out of the vechicle and ran into the woods, but the bear just charge after him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path.

He saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He tripped & fell on the ground. He saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his paw to strike him a deadly blow………

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped….The bear froze…..The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' Now you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

The atheist looked directly into the light,'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'? 'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.And the bear slowly lowered his right paw,brought both paws together, bowed his head & humbly spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
Hope you have a wonderful day………

Someone out there Is deadly at Scrabble.

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE…

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay Too much time on their hands!

Investors and citizens are waiting for Washington to make the next move. The stock market is awaiting a Tuesday speech by Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner outlining President Barack Obama's newest plan to overhaul the government's $700 billion plus financial bailout package. Congress, after being preassured for what was thought to be the easy fix, passed the measure last fall as the credit markets began to seize up on fears about rising levels of bad debt.

The National Association of Realtors says pending U.S. home sales rebounded in December. Buyers are purchaing properties at deep discounts, especially in the South and Midwest. "It beats renting" many a purchaser remarked. The

The trade group index tracks signed contracts to purchase existing homes. Typically there is a one- to two-month lag between a contract and a finished deal. The bottom line on home sales that were pending in December is that they are likely to be completed in the coming weeks.

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